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i’m actually terrified 

FUCKING CHRIST

what…what….

*Cracks up laughing* I listen to this every time it comes back around I fucking love this

Oh my god I didn’t know what to expect but that is actually hilarious

NOPE NOPE NOPE

wow

NO NO NO NONO 

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ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!


I need this.

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skipless:

jesus christ 

skipless:

jesus christ 

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dreamwaterr:

Becca posted her tuesday video! We venture to Banff and I keep everyone entertained as per usual.

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Le back of my truck.

Le back of my truck.

Got a new acrylic bong :D

Got a new acrylic bong :D

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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….

jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source

pizzaforpresident:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source

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