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slad9e: I can't exactly text you cause I don't have a cell and the reasoning is kind of a long story....

gaaayyyyyyyy I work at rogers so legit if I get cut off I an be like BAM new Account

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coachela: im in class and this shit just got me so horny

coachela:

im in class and this shit just got me so horny

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planet-one: untitled by dustandchimes on Flickr.

planet-one:

untitled by dustandchimes on Flickr.

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After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

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iamthebricklayer: well-thats-ood: Ariel and Herc are technically cousins. #socially awkward gingers Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it? HOLY ASDHSFLDKJSDJGHSKJDHLF DISNEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

iamthebricklayer:

well-thats-ood:

Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.

#socially awkward gingers

Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it?

HOLY

ASDHSFLDKJSDJGHSKJDHLF

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DISNEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

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drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

  • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
  • share an emotional hug
  • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

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1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

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GUYS

IM LEAVING THE COUNTRY

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airfierce: word-is-bond: rockybreaux: profashionall: never forget i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this… “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” OH MY GOD I REMEMBER Oh god here comes the nostalgia

airfierce:

word-is-bond:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER

Oh god here comes the nostalgia

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chubbycartwheels:

shelbyconqueso:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

I am cackling

Best vine ever.

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mirkwoodling:

Riften.

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