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i’m actually terrified
FUCKING CHRIST
what…what….
*Cracks up laughing* I listen to this every time it comes back around I fucking love this
Oh my god I didn’t know what to expect but that is actually hilarious
NOPE NOPE NOPE
wow
NO NO NO NONO
JRIJFIJDIJIDFJIOJFIO

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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
I need this.
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Becca posted her tuesday video! We venture to Banff and I keep everyone entertained as per usual.
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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
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loooool
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My name Is Jonathan, I'm 17 :D I have severe ADHD: When I say severe I mean without medication, I am OFF THE WALL! I also have IPS disorder which means if I'm your friend and your going though hard times, I can literally feel your pain. So when I say I know what it's like, I truly do.
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I suffer from depression: I went into a really bad depressive state a while back for some reasons I'd rather not discuss.. but, I'm better now! Much better than I was!
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I live in Canada and am pansexual for those who like labels. ~ I love those who care and can handle my randomness/clinginess (amongst MANY other things). If you're a male and this happens, it doesn't matter to me. Point is you're there for me; and you love me; for me.
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Music: Anything I can dance to. "Sesto Sento" is my favorite music artist. "Infected Mushroom" follows.
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Socializing: Girls in my home town STRONGLY dislike me, donno why but they do. Testimonials from girls on Skype, who's here, and Facebook all prove I am a wonderful guy. Sydney, Caitlin, Jenna, Maddie, Carly, Skylar, And Alex.... All can't handle my awesomeness.
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Photography: I love to Photoshop stuff. I use an iMac and I have the whole CS4 master collections :D
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3D Animation: I make short films and detailed objects/animations. I use a software called "Blender 3D" I also use "RealFlow 4" and "3D Studio Max"
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Website Design: I have a website that I started alone, and I'm making my dad one for his business too!
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Apple Products: Im an ABSOLUTE Apple addict! I love... My iMac, My IPhone, My iPod, and My AppleTV!